My pie making skillz have dropped by -1

So basically last weekend I tried making a pie and failed! Cant believe I failed so badly. I was trying to make a no-bake pie. It should have been very simple. I followed the directions completely, but yet it still was an utter mess. It is no lie that my cooking skills are on a sub-par level. People who say cooking is easy are liars. I have tried many times making food and yet it always turn out badly. The only times it doesnt turn out quite bad is when I make rice and eggs. My recipe goes as such: Take eggs, pour into frying pan. If it turns all yellow and not soggy it is all done. Take rice, put in rice cooker with water and hit "cook rice" button. Wait 20-30 minutes and then eat hot rice with eggs. Oh add some soy sauce and salt and pepper to eggs. I only perfected this with the aid of my mother. She is an excellent cook - it's just sad for me that her ability isn't hereditary.

PS
I forgot I can make sandwiches like nobody's business!